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Why has no one talked about Loot Crate?!
lootcrate.com is a nerd’s/geek’s wet dream. Buying all of your geek shit costs way too fucking much.
Want a box of random geek shit? For $13.00? Sign up for Loot Crate.
themed fucking boxes of shit
a fucking adventure loot
look a fucking dragon themed loot!
look at this fucking villian loot!
and you can choose what package type you want. Smaller package is the least expensive, and the bigger package being the most expensive, but it comes with the most shit. I MEAN COME ON IT’S THE GEEKS WET FUCKING DREAM!
Just FYI, there are also shipping costs which amount to $6. So the total of getting a loot crate is actually $19. However, if you want a longer recurring plan (3-months or 6-months) , you do save money.
#alexv #og #slappertown #likeuh #gotgrapes #chihulycollab #glassofig #hotlikewaffles
the ole alex v shelf..
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
Where does Marvel FIND these people?
Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”
surprisingly well done
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
His tie OMG
IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?
That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.
I love everything about this.
HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
the URL makes it so much better
alright, ah fans
lets play a game of ‘which achievement hunter said what’
Draco Malfoy taking his Aunt, Bellatrix for a spin.
#okay so i have a story#i went to this writing camp in the summer before my sophomore year of high school and there i met this girl#i don’t remember her name it was something like becky or becca but whatever#she we’re in the theater of the campus and we’re deciding as a group what movie to watch#and somebody says harry potter and she rolls her eyes#and we’re like what you don’t like harry potter#and she’s like no i do#it’s just that i’ve seen it so many times#and we’re like yeah well us too#and she’s like no you don’t understand#my mom dated tim burton in college#and a few years ago we ran into him at the store and he invited us over for dinner#so we went and helena bonham carter and tom felton were sitting in his living room like reading lines together#and so we all had dinner together#and so after that the girl went home and watched nothing but harry potter for about four years of her life#because she couldn’t get over the fact that she had been sitting in the same room as tom felton and helena bonham carter HAVING DINNER
THEY WERE RUNNING LINES!!!! I would die. I WOULD DIE
stop taking bucky’s metal arm away
stop taking charles’ wheelchair away
stop taking clint’s hearing aids away
disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please
I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.
"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"
"Nope, sorry Bucky. By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids? He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"