"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"
ITS A WATERBOTTLE
Played Cards Against Humanity with my little sister and some friends and she freaking played these. I laughed for a good two minutes then sighed because it’s true and she’s realized that at the age of 16.
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before
I doodled this out a while ago but it’s always at least a little relevant to life.
I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them
True friendship at it’s prime.
Tell this joke to the person you hate
That ending left me in tears
Fox News shocked that Harvard students think the US is a greater threat to world peace than ISIS. Students who don’t agree with Fox are ‘twisted’, elitist and wrong apparently.
THERE IS A WAR COMING IN FERGUSON — PART 2
— (READ THE REPORT HERE) —
"FBI and every Missouri safety official meeting 2-3 times weekly to prep for riots"
Shaun King has found out the Military/National Guard are doing secret drills to shut down protesting thatwill come after Darren Wilson is not indicted.
They are also planning on shutting down the airports.
If you haven’t seen Shaun King’s first posts here is the link.
bless Shaun he doesn’t give a fuck and he will literally GO IN
Just another regular request for Shaun King to get a Pulitzer for his work on this situation.
just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…
IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE
Snow White twist where Snow White is played by a dark-skinned woman with snow white hair
- another twist: the story focuses on beauty in the context of racial prejudice
- the stepmother is white and known as the ‘fairest of them all’ but then this girl with dark skin grows to be more beautiful than her and she doesn’t understand and she doesn’t like it and she is threatened by it
- you can see where this is going
Someone wanna write this.